NEWS AND EVENTS BLOG

Monday, May 3, 2010

Welcome

Our official mascot is Monty the Montauk Monster. After much debate we decided a creature that manages to be extremely intriguing despite being a repulsive, unexplained freak in an advanced state of decomposition, is right for us.
If you're new to what we do here, we produce Out of the Gutter magazine, and now Gutter Books books. Order something, for fuck's sake.

This blog is here to keep you updated as we move forward with our guerilla publishing ventures. We will feature author interviews, positive reviews we intend to coerce out of various journalists and bloggers, deep thoughts, recipes and much, much more. You will want to become a subscriber as we predict all other news sources, local, national and international, will be rendered obsolete by this blog.

To get the ball rolling, dig our books page, and give some serious thought to submitting work to our upcoming issue of Out of the Gutter. The theme this time out is U.S. vs. U.K., so if you're from some other part of Europe or the Americas besides the British Empire or the American Empire, go fuck yourself. No, wait, that didn't come out right. Let me try again.... If you're from some other part of Europe or the Americas besides the British Empire or the American Empire, please be patient. Out of the Gutter 8 will be open to submissions from every part of the solar system.

1 comment:

  1. You people are mental. But I like it.

    -JS

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